Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

PIMP-BLACK-HOMOSEXUAL-WIZ MAN
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is a sexy pimped out bootiful wiz man. Not only is he an extraordinary wizard he also runs a 'couch' business on the side. He is known to rape both men and women but prefers the male variety. So hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife. His nipples produce ambrosia and nectar, so suck those beauties.His dreadlocks are made of black play-doh and can be meshed into any shape he pleases. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore enjoys pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. He is not into yoga and he has half a brain. Oh, and he definitely likes making love at midnight...or any other time of the day.